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"Mislabeled the sign, a cocky voice called from the door. 'Should read 'Doggie Daycare' with the number of pups packed into this place."
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"The real satire starts when I'm shockingly mocked,not mockingly shocked."
"CHARTERIS [unfolding his arms in terror] No, please. Dont. As a philosopher, it's my business to tell other people the truth; but it's not their business to tell it to me. I dont like it: it hurts."
"How was I supposed to know 'lucked out' means 'I got screwed over' in Australian?"
"I believe the phrase you're looking for is 'too much money and not enough things to spend it on."
"Where did you find that one?''I have no idea. I'm a magnet for crazies, I guess.''They must be able to sense a kindred spirit.''Your one to talk. Don't you have more hordes of the undead to lead in a glorious revolution?''Zombies not undead. There's a fine distinction. And no. Right now I'm scouting new talent. The glorious revolution comes tomorrow."
"I realized women and humor were linked very closely."
"A good joke doesn't necessarily need appreciation from others. One can freely laugh at one's own deserving jokes."
"Vampires. Honestly, they're like children sometimes."
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"Better to leave with good memories than have the last ones be the embarrassing, smoking ruin of what once had been a fantastic friendship."
"When honor and glory get your squad killed and your brothers - in - arms shoved under the rug, you stop believing in the terms."
"Luckily, common sense had never been a strong suit of mine and my feet moved faster than my brain."
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"The choice lay out for me. Stay on land or plunge into the icy depths of the sea. I always chose the sea."
"He looked so frustrated and perfectly serious, and yet here we were talking about his missing seal pelt."
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