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Robert Jordan

"Bloody ashes, woman. This isn't a metaphor for anything! It's just boots."

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"Bloody ashes, woman. This isn't a metaphor for anything! It's just boots."

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"Nynaeve shook her head. She supposed it was one way to find money for the poor. Simply rob anyone who was not poor. Of course, that would just make everyone poor in the end, but it might work for a time."
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"Even fools say something worthwhile now and again. Even a blind pig finds an acorn sometimes."
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"Victory settles a lot of arguments in most men's heads."
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"I'll never forget the first time Davram took me by the scruff of my neck and showed me he was the stronger of us. It was magnificent! If a woman is stronger than her husband, she comes to despise him. She has the choice of either tyrannizing him or else making herself less in order not to make him less. If the husband is strong enough, though, she can be as strong as she is, as strong as she can grow to be."
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"I'd run. But maybe you can't run. Think of that, too.' His yellow eyes seemed to look inward, and he sounded tired. 'Sometimes you can't run."
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"One more dance along the razor's edge finished. Almost dead yesterday, maybe dead tomorrow, but alive, gloriously alive, today."
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