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"If it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done."
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Personal Development

"When you love someone, you don't care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious."
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Personal Development

"You know, Aunt Tasha makes jokes about how youE1d actually be a better queen than the others, except sometimes . . . I donE1t think sheE1s joking."
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Personal Development

"A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water."
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Personal Development

"Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But thanks for the beer!"
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Personal Development

"Some people make spectacles of themselves with a couple of glasses."
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Personal Development

"Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions."
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"It's not that I really cheat at golf. I play for my health and a low score makes me feel better."
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"If you're brighter than a lightning bug, don't show your ass."
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"She watched him for a long moment, an adorably annoyed frown wrinkling her forehead. "You're obnoxious when you're right."
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"I prefer having sex with myself rather than with someone who wants something instead."
Relationship

"Every woman's heart cannot be opened with words, sometimes you need to use your hands."
Communication

"Lovers look in the pants, they look in the eyes."
Relationship

"Clean your tears and stop crying, you are not the only one with a broken heart."
Emotion

"Only a coward carries a gun, a brave person never needs a gun."
Courage

"My culture is my identity and personality. It gives me spiritual, intellectual and Emotional distinction from others, and I am proud of it."
Identity

"When you are successful every day, success loses its value."
Success

"Your kindness, beauty, and simplicity remind me the stories about angels, and I was told they are just legends and myths."
Inspirational

"Don't shout my friend, no one gives you the shit unless you make them."
Attitude

"Democracy, freedom and liberty do not make us more than what we are; it is our commitment that matters."
Politics
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