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"I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it."
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"Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there."
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"If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it."
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"The times that I have done something that I didn't respond to emotionally right away, it's generally not worked out too well."
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"Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable."
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"Some things you know about, you know what the ingredients are - maybe not all of them. But it's up to you to put in the amount. It's up to the director to nag you until you get it right."
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"Stand, you've been sitting much too long, there's a permanent crease in your right or wrong."
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"When I sing, trouble can sit right on my shoulder and I don't even notice."
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"It's so hard to know what to do when one wishes earnestly to do right."
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"If you have to do it, then you're doing the right thing."
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"He must not laugh at his own wheeze: a snuff box has no right to sneeze."
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"I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it."
Right
"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."
Money
"My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic."
Father
"Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery."
Happiness
"It's all in the mind, you know."
Mind
"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't."
Marriage
"I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens."
Dying
"And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected."
God
"Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order."
Order
"I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine."
Thought
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