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"Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was."
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"When you think about great teams, The Beatles and the Pythons immediately spring to mind. The Pythons were as much a part of their time as The Beatles."
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"A liberal is a man who is right most of the time, but he's right too soon."
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"When a place gets crowded enough to require ID's, social collapse is not far away. It is time to go elsewhere. The best thing about space travel is that it made it possible to go elsewhere."
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"I always turn in my books on time, so you can always count on a book coming out when it's supposed to."
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"Prejudices save time."
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Personal Development
"Rush has done some top-notch quality work, and we're very, very pleased with them. We really enjoy working with them. They are on time and on budget, which makes me happy."
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"Lonnie was ahead of his time, but at the same time he was right in there with Albert Collins's Cool Sounds."
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"Any time you take a chance you better be sure the rewards are worth the risk because they can put you away just as fast for a ten dollar heist as they can for a million dollar job."
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"You think you know her. Just wait and see the change. I'll have her trained in no time."
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"In the beginning, the media was calling me a bad boy all the time because of the way I act and feel onstage. None of them have ever taken the time to get to know me when I climb offstage."
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"Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before."
Tax
"Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television?"
Talk
"Television has a real problem. They have no page two."
Television
"So far things are going my way. I am known in the hospice as The Man Who Wouldn't Die. I don't know if this is true or not, but I think some people, not many, are starting to wonder why I'm still around."
People
"Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got."
Time
"Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was."
Time
"A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it."
Health
"This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security."
Age
"I worship the quicksand he walks in."
Admiration
"I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team."
Politics
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