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"The condition you're in at this moment is the product of your previous thoughts, to change your condition, change your thoughts."
Personal Development
"To get matured, you must have an education in the School of Solitude!"
"Happiness is not defined by how much money you possess."
Explore more quotes by Jeff Foxworthy
"The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him."
"You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it."
"Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it."
"Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately."
"I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away."
"The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house."
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