"When life hands you lemons say,"Lemons? What else have you got?"- bumper sticker."

Humor, Resilience, Life, Optimism

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"When life hands you lemons say,"Lemons? What else have you got?"- bumper sticker."

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"He smiles, and he's made of trouble. We should have dropped him in the Thames in a bag of stones. We should have left him out for the fairies."

Rainbow Rowell, American Author

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"I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it."

Frank Howard Clark, American Writer

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"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't. A sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is."

Horace Walpole, English Author

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"Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll likely not see another like him."

Dick Van Dyke, American Actor

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"Rogerson," I asked him sweetly as we sat watching a video in the pool house, "where would I find the pelagic zone?""In the open sea," he said. "Now shut up and eat your Junior Mints."

Sarah Dessen, American Author

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"Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break."

Mokokoma Mokhonoana, South African Philosopher

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"The fun we'll have tonight is called figging."

Cherise Sinclair, American Author

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"You know how really big guys are always nicknamed Tiny?" She didn't wait for any response, afraid she'd chicken out. "Guess that would make you Master Munchkin, huh?"

Cherise Sinclair, American Author

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"Wit is the only wall between us and the dark."

Mark Van Doren, American Poet

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"If I am not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there."

Martin Luther, German Leader

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"We don't read to observe the character from a distance. We read to become the character and experience the conflicts and rewards they are experiencing."

Literature

"Does Uncle Bob have anything?""I heard he has an STD.""I mean on the women.""Oh, I have no idea if they have any STDs."

Humor

"Amber was busy flirting with a rookie named Dead Meat if he didn't stop flirting back. She was eleven, for heaven's sake! Of course, he may have just been humoring her. And it was a little cute. In a gross, Chester-the-molester kind of way."

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"Paperwork wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the paper. And the work."

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"If you can master the opening, you will be leaps and bounds ahead of the competition."

Success

"I'm currently unsupervised It frisks me out too but the possibilities are endless."

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"Fresh writing and an original twist on an old idea. As much as this term is hated in the industry, it doesn't make it any less true. High concept. Simply put, you take a universal concept, something that has been done a million times (because everything has been done a million times), and add a fresh twist to it. Something no one saw coming. But mostly fresh writing! Keep it clean, simple, and compelling."

Art

"Never wait for your muse. Train him/her to show up to work when you do by pushing on. It's a dominant submission thing."

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"If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning."

Ethics

"Don't let writers block push you around. Figure out what the problem is,whether it's with the ms or it's in your personal life, and face it head on. Don't stop writing. Just try really hard to work through it."

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