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"The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance."
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"As far as now, as far as I think everyone deserv a chance. No matter who is he and who was he."
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"One way to express the answer is that it might happen by 'chance'. But 'chance' is just a word expressing ignorance. It means 'determined by some as yet unknown, or unspecified, means'."
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"I went to college and I never allowed myself to think for an instant that I would have this chance to do this."
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"Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column."
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"While there is a chance of the world getting through its troubles, I hold that a reasonable man has to behave as though he were sure of it. If at the end your cheerfulness in not justified, at any rate you will have been cheerful."
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"Remember to be gentle with yourself and others. We are all children of chance and none can say why some fields will blossom while others lay brown beneath the August sun."
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"When the right chance to love comes in hand, you have not to let it go, It might be the last chance you would've been waiting for and when it's gone, you will never see it again."
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"We are able to find everything in our memory, which is like a dispensary or chemical laboratory in which chance steers our hand sometimes to a soothing drug and sometimes to a dangerous poison."
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"We should read to give our souls a chance to luxuriate."
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"There's a way of playing safe, there's a way of using tricks and there's the way I like to play which is dangerously where you're going to take a chance on making mistakes in order to create something you haven't created before."
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"The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination. But the combination is locked up in the safe."
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"When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones."
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"The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance."
Chance

"Pain is the question mark turned like a fishhook in the human heart."
Heart

"There are times when parenthood seems nothing more than feeding the hand that bites you."
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"Who of us is mature enough for offspring before the offspring themselves arrive? The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults."
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"Celibacy is the worst form of self-abuse."
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"The tuba is certainly the most intestinal of instruments, the very lower bowel of music."
Music

"My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too."
Family

"Life is a zoo in a jungle."
Life
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