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"The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance."
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"Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column."

"While there is a chance of the world getting through its troubles, I hold that a reasonable man has to behave as though he were sure of it. If at the end your cheerfulness in not justified, at any rate you will have been cheerful."

"On a hairpin turn, above the dead forest, on no day in particular, a white Toyota crashed into a black Mercedes, for a moment blending into a blur of gray."
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"We must love one another, yes, yes, that's all true enough, but nothing says we have to like each other."

"I was thinking that we all learn by experience, but some of us have to go to summer school."

"Let us hope, that a kind Providence will put a speedy end to the acts of God under which we have been laboring."

"The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination. But the combination is locked up in the safe."

"Words fashioned with somewhat over precise diction are like shapes turned out by a cookie cutter."

"When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones."
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