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"It's funny because it's funny."
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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
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"And of course Marc Cherry heightens it and makes it hilarious. But there's so many universal themes in the show, and he made it so funny. We knew he was onto something if he could keep it up and, thankfully, he did."
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"The promos with all of the beautiful women probably attracted some men, but the mystery story line is pretty cool. It's got that dark edge, and people will watch anything funny."
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"I like the idea of being out there regularly with an audience and with a funny gang of people. That's what I grew up with - doing television, doing shows every week."
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"Even when I begin with a situation that's basically funny or sad, I like to keep poking around in it. I like to get into the middle of a relationship, to explore the subtle places."
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"I have an older sister named Haley and she wanted to be an actress. So I wanted to be an actress. It's really funny the way that some people don't give kids enough credit for like really being driven, and really wanting to do things so badly."
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"But the funny thing is, I broke my finger not on set doing kung fu. I broke my finger when I fell down the stairs prior to going on set."
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"What's David's role? David looks good, that's what David does. David looks good, and I'm the funny one, that's what I hear constantly. But I keep telling him that looks fade."
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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."
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"I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder."
Fight
"In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends."
Being
"There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all."
Entertainment
"It's so crazy in Hollywood."
Hollywood
"I have no detectable hair style."
Hair
"It's funny because it's funny."
Funny
"To be famous and broke is hard."
Famous
"You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun."
Fun
"When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks."
Country
"I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those."
Relationship
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