"It's funny because it's funny."

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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."

Will Rogers, American Actor

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"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."

George Bernard Shaw, Irish Dramatist

Funny, Life, People

"People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant."

Ellen DeGeneres, American Comedian

Funny, People

"It's funny how a film about a murderous old English toff can help you."

Jim Broadbent, American Actor

Funny, English, Film, Help

"It's funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I'd get married."

Regina King, American Actress

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"Eddie Drake is sort of this loose cannon, funny, edgy guy, who has this really foolish, foolish mustache."

Lee Tergesen, American Actor

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"I wish I had a funny story."

Leslie Easterbrook, American Actress

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"It's a required part of your film history to know who Woody is. His movies are so wonderful, and not just funny but so insightful about human behavior."

Scarlett Johansson, American Actress

Funny, History, Movies, Behavior

"It's funny, my girlfriends think that because I am married to a fashion designer, I get all these great tips and hints about great fashion, but it's not like that at all. He never tells me what to wear."

Lori Loughlin, American Actress

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"I don't think just funny is enough on Broadway."

Don Knotts, American Actor

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"To be famous and broke is hard."

Famous

"I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder."

Fight

"I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those."

Relationship

"There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all."

Entertainment

"My career is just kind of crazy."

Career

"When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks."

Country

"To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee."

Money

"In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends."

Being

"You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun."

Fun

"Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.'"

Success