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Max Eastman

"A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener's mind. You start him off toward a plausible goal, and then by a sudden twist you land him nowhere at all or just where he didn't expect to go."

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"A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener's mind. You start him off toward a plausible goal, and then by a sudden twist you land him nowhere at all or just where he didn't expect to go."

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"Make your goals big and broad enough so that they never become answered prayers and boomerang to curse you."

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"First visualize your goal in your mind. Then have a leap of faith, and let your passion guide you throughout the process."

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"My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world."

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"To meet my goals, I couldn't let up when I was playing tennis."

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"You may give up your big dream and that is very hard! If necessary, give it up but then create a new one! Never live without big dreams because they will keep you alive in life!"

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"To persist with a goal, you must treasure the dream more than the costs of sacrifice to attain it."

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"Our goal, simply stated, is to be the best."

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"I played for 30 years, 20 with England and I did it by setting goals."

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"If our main goal is to connect emotionally, we should want to have as many tools as we possibly can to achieve that goal. The more abilities that we have, the more choices we can make musically."

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"Let me first say that I don't think the millennium target of cutting global poverty in half is an impossible or abstract target. I think it is a real and achievable goal."

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"A liberal mind is a mind that is able to imagine itself believing anything."
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