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"A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener's mind. You start him off toward a plausible goal, and then by a sudden twist you land him nowhere at all or just where he didn't expect to go."
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"Earnestly and persistently pursue your dreams."
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"Clearly state your goal, passionately pursue it."
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"I always have a lot of personal goals, but primarily my main goal each year is to obviously win a Super Bowl."
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"Give as much as importance to your goal as you give it to your first girlfriend, with that much importance your girlfriend might still leave you but your goal will definitely come to you."
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"There are often two sets of goals in life: those that we establish, and those that really matter."
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"Exercise to stimulate, not to annihilate. The world wasn't formed in a day, and neither were we. Set small goals and build upon them."
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"In this world, there are instruments to acquire instruments; 'here', there is the instrument to attain the Final Goal (Self Realization)."
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"My goals have gone from being an all-star to just being able to play basketball. I always took for granted that I could play. Now I know what a gift it is."
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"You may give up your big dream and that is very hard! If necessary, give it up but then create a new one! Never live without big dreams because they will keep you alive in life!"
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"The road leading to a goal does not separate you from the destination; it is essentially a part of it."
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"A liberal mind is a mind that is able to imagine itself believing anything."
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"Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully."
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"A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener's mind. You start him off toward a plausible goal, and then by a sudden twist you land him nowhere at all or just where he didn't expect to go."
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"The worst enemy of human hope is not brute facts, but men of brains who will not face them."
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"Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together."
Society

"Classic art was the art of necessity: modern romantic art bears the stamp of caprice and chance."
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"The defining function of the artist is to cherish consciousness."
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"A smile is the universal welcome."
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"Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails."
Dogs

"It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor."
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