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"Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand."
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"Photo shoots for underage girls are like letting an ant walk around with honey."
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"The girls want to see the rips on your stomach - they like that."
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"I remember riding my bike down the boardwalk with nowhere to go and looking at the girls. It was really innocent."
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"I've got more junk in the trunk than most 5-foot-1 blonde girls, and I like it."
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"Independent minded girls that are naked sounds like a great start to something."
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"You know a lot of times you'll find girls in a club are jaded to the other girls in the club. There's a nasty vibe between the chicks in the club. It's like a pretty girl can't look at another pretty girl and say Wow she's pretty."
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"What girls do to each other is beyond description. No chinese torture comes close."
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"The girls in high school who watched 90210? I was watching Seinfeld."
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"I think when you're a bigger star you get many good scripts sent to you, and you have to choose which one you're going to gravitate toward, but I just try to gravitate toward the best-written one that's been thrown my way after a lot of girls have passed on it."
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"When you're just shagging girls, you can talk about it, but once it gets real, then you don't."
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"I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be."
Girls
"Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand."
Girls
"The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb."
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"I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again, and that was better."
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"That's what show business is, sincere insincerity."
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