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"I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink."
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"Pakistanis can't trust. They've seen in history that people, particularly politicians, are corrupt. And they're misguided by people in the name of Islam. They're told: 'Malala is not a Muslim, she's not in purdah, she's working for America.'"
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"Parents can make us distrust ourselves. To them, we seem always to be works-in-progress."
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"You feel yourself working to show something. I've learned to distrust that feeling."
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"I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink."
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"I have no confidence in USA law enforcement."
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"I hear something in her words that's right, but it's hard to believe her right now."
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"Seek simplicity but distrust it."
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"I distrust anything that you don't hear."
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"They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses."
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"I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink."
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"Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest."
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"The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love."
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"If you want to make a dangerous man your friend, let him do you a favor."
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"A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on."
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"We can afford almost any mistake once."
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"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster."
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"You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough."
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"I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play."
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