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"Christian, n.: one who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor."
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"I have read the bible, seen its errors and perfections, but the bits of lie contained therein has contaminated the truth."

"Christians are the hope of any country."

"The day we find the perfect church, it becomes imperfect the moment we join it."

"Any bridge you refuse to burn gives Satan an invitation and re-entry point into your life."
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"Present, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope."

"Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead."

"Experience - the wisdom that enables us to recognise in an undesirable old acquaintance the folly that we have already embraced."

"Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead."

"Suffrage, noun. Expression of opinion by means of a ballot. The right of suffrage (which is held to be both a privilege and a duty) means, as commonly interpreted, the right to vote for the man of another man's choice, and is highly prized."

"Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic."
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