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"The value of time is immeasurable."
"Worrying about what happened on Monday, or, what might happen on Wednesday, is at the expense of one's Tuesday."
"Don't equate effective living to being busy."
"Time passes..and a billion lives are affected in ways we'll never know."
"Time is standing still, but we are running away from it and complaining that time is slipping away from us."
"Time is the sole photographer of all the times, from the Big Bang till the possible Big Crunch!"
Explore more quotes by Joe Rogan
"If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure."
"I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with."
"Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out."
"I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way."
"To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me."
"I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig."
"After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird."
"The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage."
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