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"We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight."
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"Year Two is a critical year for any television show."
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"Basicly what I had to do was do a 7 minute board and pitch it to a room of big wigs from the network and based on that they determined if I would get a short or not."
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"Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt around."
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"Television probably has become the most evocative, widely observed signpost we have."
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"I'm in my 80s and not a keen television fan."
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"I rode into the dawning world of television in 1944 on a train."
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"So what I do is supervise the boarding process trying to get the shows the way I'd like them to be. And in some cases I've completely redone a board myself even though I'm not credited for it."
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"Savvy observers occasionally note television's resemblance to the weather: Everybody loves to complain about it, but nobody can do anything to fix it."
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"An actress, around 40, on television, that's where you get the most torture, I think."
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"Some of the most important stories don't lend themselves to television treatment."
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"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"
Evolution
"A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours."
Committee
"You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think."
Congress
"The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring."
Company
"I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?"
Tax
"Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name."
Experience
"If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door."
Opportunity
"Laughter is an instant vacation."
Laughter
"Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient."
Disgrace
"I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting."
Husband
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