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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."

W. Somerset Maugham, British Playwright

Funny, Life

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"

Isaac Asimov, American Scientist

Funny, Science

"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."

George Bernard Shaw, Irish Dramatist

Funny, Life, People

"That's something - you laugh about Eminem... It's funny, man, because I didn't like him when he first came out, ya know. It seemed like a big joke. But I think the guy's for real, and I like his lyrics!"

Alan Vega, American Musician

Funny, First, Man

"All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me."

Mitch Hedberg, American Comedian

Funny, Jokes

"Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it."

Mike Judge, American Producer

Funny, Life

"My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not."

Anna Held, Polish Entertainer

Funny, People, Dogs

"A good actor is someone who knows how to take the part and make it real and make it honest and be effective in it. If it's in a funny movie and, as long as they are cast in an appropriate way, humor will come from it."

Ivan Reitman, Canadian Actor

Funny, Humor, Will

"I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet."

Bob Saget, American Actor

Funny, Audiences, Comedy

"I remember nearly having a fit of the giggles during the reading because dear Daniel was SO respectful and serious and I was finding the whole situation funny because I was speaking to his profile."

Madeleine Stowe, American Actress

Funny, Reading

Explore more quotes by David Walliams

"I was the kind of person who got bullied and loved the attention of it."

Attention,

"I don't get recognized much, and am very happy with that. The fans I have met have all been delightful."

Fans,

"I would recommend that anyone who wants to do comedy on TV to do radio first."

Comedy, First

"I know somebody from university who's called Phil Collins and I think there's something terribly unfortunate about sharing a name With somebody who either is famous or becomes famous."

Famous, Name, Sharing, University

"I have always liked shows that have laughter in them."

Laughter,

"I love wearing drag."

Love,

"I'm terribly attention-seeking. It's very different once you get all this attention, though. Because then you want to control it. And you can't exactly."

Control, Attention, Want

"I don't have a lot to share with other men. My heart sinks when I get into a taxi and someone starts talking to me about football."

Men, Heart, Football, Talking

"We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things."

Funny, Months, Trying