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"But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know."

Charlie Sheen, American Actor

Funny, Focus, Sheep, Sleep

"Nothing's funny about someone who's successful."

Drew Carey, American Actor

Funny, Successful, Nothing

"The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh."

Joe Rogan, American Comedian

Funny, Mind, Night

"They sent me the script and I thought that there was something very appealing and funny about it. Also, I was familiar with Mike Myers' work in Saturday Night Live, but I did not know the extent to which he would make this creation."

Michael York, British Actor

Funny, Work, Thought, Creation

"Our characters were antiseptic but we weren't. And if you remember what we did on BATMAN, as the scripts were written very funny, we played them very straight."

Burt Ward, American Actor

Funny,

"I remember nearly having a fit of the giggles during the reading because dear Daniel was SO respectful and serious and I was finding the whole situation funny because I was speaking to his profile."

Madeleine Stowe, American Actress

Funny, Reading

"People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life."

Mark Ruffalo, American Actor

Funny, Life, Time, People

"Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good."

Howard Stern, American Entertainer

Funny, Water

"Is it spoken word? Kinda, but that's a weird area. Is it comedy? Well, it's funny but no, it's not comedy."

Bruce McCulloch, Canadian Actor

Funny, Comedy, Word

"On the stage you're there, it's live. There's a beginning, a middle, an end. When something is funny you hear it right away."

Theodore Bikel, Austrian Actor

Funny, Beginning, End, Right

Explore more quotes by David Walliams

"I don't have a lot to share with other men. My heart sinks when I get into a taxi and someone starts talking to me about football."

Men, Heart, Football, Talking

"I know somebody from university who's called Phil Collins and I think there's something terribly unfortunate about sharing a name With somebody who either is famous or becomes famous."

Famous, Name, Sharing, University

"We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things."

Funny, Months, Trying

"I have always liked shows that have laughter in them."

Laughter,

"I don't get recognized much, and am very happy with that. The fans I have met have all been delightful."

Fans,

"I was the kind of person who got bullied and loved the attention of it."

Attention,

"I'm terribly attention-seeking. It's very different once you get all this attention, though. Because then you want to control it. And you can't exactly."

Control, Attention, Want

"I would recommend that anyone who wants to do comedy on TV to do radio first."

Comedy, First

"I love wearing drag."

Love,