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"I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body."
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"He was certain he was anorectic, because every time he looked in a mirror he saw a fat man. It was the Archchancellor, standing behind him and shouting at him."

"The body is not a reliable friend."

"Obviously, the difference between a game and actual training is you're using your whole body, so in that sense, maybe not, although maybe something to do with reaction, the speed of reaction, maybe that was of use during the training."
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"I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me."


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"When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking."


"You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot."
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