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"I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body."
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"Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills."
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"Training gives us an outlet for suppressed energies created by stress and thus tones the spirit just as exercise conditions the body."
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"I did as much research as I could and I took ownership of this illness, because if you don't take care of your body, where are you going to live?"
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"Ask any athlete: We all hurt at times. I'm asking my body to go through seven different tasks. To ask it not to ache would be too much."
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"I should like these few words to be read over the grave when my body is placed in the earth; for though it is possible I may be present and conscious of what is going on, I shall not be able to communicate."
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"In high school I was the dog, always, and I never have felt comfortable or right in my body, and part of my whole exhibitionist thing has probably been a way of testing to see whether or not I really was this repulsive creature that I felt like for so long."
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"We have rudiments of reverence for the human body, but we consider as nothing the rape of the human mind."
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"The educated do not share a common body of information, but a common state of mind."
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"The body has a mind of its own."
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"If my body is enslaved, still my mind is free."
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"To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy."
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"My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions."
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"I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body."
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"The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born."
Mother
"Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?"
Money
"Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?"
Party
"I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me."
People
"When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking."
Men
"When the sun comes up, I have morals again."
Morals
"You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot."
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