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"I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body."
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"I sink down into my body as into a swamp, fenland, where only I know the footing. I'm a cloud, congealed around a central object, the shape of a pear, which is hard and more real than I am and glows red within its translucent wrapping. Inside it is a space, huge as the sky at night and dark and curved like that, though black-red rather than black."

"Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills."

"It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate."

"The body is not a reliable friend."

"The body politic, as well as the human body, begins to die as soon as it is born, and carries itself the causes of its destruction."
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"My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions."


"The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born."


"You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot."


"When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking."


"I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me."
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