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"Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break."
"I've accepted the fact I have mental illness but when my imaginary friends start calling me crazy that's where I draw the line."
"I laugh for sheer medicinal purposes, because I feel I might die otherwise."
"Extolling the virtues of conservation of energy, Churchill advised, "Never stand when you can sit, and never sit when you can lie down."
"Hey, guard! Ian hollered out loud. "Do you think we could get a bathroom break? The guard seemed to snicker as he pointed to the grass outside the cell. Eena smirked at how dead-on her thoughts had been after all. "Come on, Ian complained. "She can't do that, she's a girl. The soldier smiled wryly, a shrug communicating his indifference. Eena laughed in her mind. (I don't know what you think's so funny. You're the one who's gotta pee.) Oddly enough, that fact just made her laugh even more."
"Did you talk to him about it?""Oh, sure. Nothing happened, yadda yadda. The usual. But my maydar went off like crazy.""Maydar?""As in, he may be thinking about super hot sex with her. Like radar, only not as sure."
Explore more quotes by John Patrick Hickey
"I believe that each of our lives has a purpose. You have something to do that is unique to you."
"Stop making excuses of why you can't or how hard it is and start making your life matter."
"The greatest weapon you have, and the one that will see you through anything, is a settled determination that you will achieve your dream."
"I can tell you without question that there is one key element that makes the difference between those who succeed and those who do not. That element is action."
"Good manners is just being respectful of others. Whether you know them or not, you should show respect for all people."
"The rules from those who are politically correct restrict what you can say to or about anything in our daily life. They tell you what to call others and what others can call you."
"Goals need to build like a fire. It starts as a flame consuming all you put into it and burns hotter and hotter the more you work at it."
"The fact that you are not perfect may come as a surprise to you but it is not a surprise to anyone else."
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