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"There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own."
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"Where you raise your children isn't as important as how you raise your children."
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"I went to Brooklyn College and met this beautiful Jewish girl named Merle, with dark hair, exotic looking and brilliant. So we got married and had three children."
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"I was like one of those nauseatingly nice children. I was very, very well behaved and boring."
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"I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up."
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"I want the privilege of guiding the arrows of my children and giving them the exhortations that can shoot them into the high place."
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"Children dwell in their dreams. Get them the wings and they'll fly."
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"The first half of our lives are ruined by our parents and the second half by our children."
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"Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt."
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"How paramount the future is to the present when one is surrounded by children."
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"I'm blessed with eight children - though I'm talking about eight adults now."
Children

"I'll tell you what I would do in a shot if I could. I would sing in the barbershop quartet in The Music Man."
Music

"I want to see the writers strike because the writers, god bless them, are the only true commies we have in Hollywood."
God

"I only really work when I want to."
Work

"I've had this problem since I was in my 20s. They don't call it manic depression anymore. They call it a bipolar disorder, and I'm a Type 2."
Depression

"I'm a perfect example of the grumpy, old man. I'm really good at it."
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"I'm getting grumpier all the time."
Time
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