"Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.'"

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David Letterman, American Comedian

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"We are succeeding in Iraq. It's a tough struggle with setbacks, but we are succeeding."

Iyad Allawi, Iraqi Statesman

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David Letterman, American Comedian

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"I think the disarmament of Iraq is inevitable."

Douglas Feith, American Public Servant

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"The U.S. couldn't even get rid of Saddam Hussein. And we all know that the EU is just a passing fad. They'll be killing each other again in less than a year. I'm sick to death of all these fascist lawsuits."

"I strongly believe that a federal structure based on administrative and geographic lines with strong powers for the federated states will be the best solution for Iraq."

"The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up."

"We are tangled in a very significant Islamic insurgency in Iraq."

"We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and the bad news is Iraq is ours."

"We are succeeding in Iraq. It's a tough struggle with setbacks, but we are succeeding."

"Iraq's elite Republican Guard is doing so badly they're changing their name to the Democratic Guard."

"I think the disarmament of Iraq is inevitable."

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"After all, we paid great prices because of the virtual partitioning of Iraq."

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"I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder."

"Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids."

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"We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities."

"Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is."

"The country has become much more conservative, partly because it's been taken over by the religious right."

"We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It's overrun with sheep and conformists."

"I don't want my president to be a TV star. You don't have to be on television every minute of every day - you're the president, not a rerun of 'Law &amp; Order'. TV stars are too worried bout being popular and too concerned about being renewed."

"This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something we were granted in the Constitution. I have learned from this when in fact the word privacy does not appear in the Constitution."

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"I don't want my president to be a TV star. You don't have to be on television every minute of every day - you're the president, not a rerun of 'Law & Order'. TV stars are too worried bout being popular and too concerned about being renewed."