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"Okay, you're older. Not much, really. And considering you love staying in shape and I refuse to run, we'll probably get all old and crippled at the same time. If not, then I'll learn to use a cane, and I'll get to beat on your ass for a change."
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"When we age we shed many skins: ego, arrognace, dominance, self-opionated, unreliable, pessimism, rudeness, selfish, uncaring ... Wow, it's good to be old!"
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"When you're twenty-one, life is a roadmap. It's only when you get to twenty-five or so that you begin to suspect you've been looking at the map upside down, and not until you're forty are you entirely sure. By the time you're sixty, take it from me, you're fucking lost."
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"When men age they're called sophisticated. When women age they ain't called at all."
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"Let us cherish and love old age; for it is full of pleasure if one knows how to use it. Fruits are most welcome when almost over; youth is most charming at its close; the last drink delights the toper, the glass which souses him and puts the finishing touch on his drunkenness. Each pleasure reserves to the end the greatest delights which it contains. Life is most delightful when it is on the downward slope, but has not yet reached the abrupt decline."
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"Growing old is humbling and it takes effort to accomplish this stage of life with dignity."
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"I'm too old to know everything."
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"I was talking aloud to myself. A habit of the old: they choose the wisest person present to speak to."
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"Living this long's not as wonderful as people think. I mean, you get the same amount of youth as everyone else, but a great big extra helping of being very old and deaf and creaky."
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"If you think that I am going to bother myself again before I die about social improvement or read any of those stinking upward and onwarders - you err - I mean to have some good out of being old."
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"Old-age sucks, but the alternative doesn't look that great, either."
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"The easiest way to keep a woman over your shoulder is with a hand on her ass, and the other between her legs."
Relationship
"Be brave, little rabbit. Take a chance."
Bravery
"What are you doing?"Whatever I want."
Freedom
"She realised she was whimpering. Sir held her closer, his hard grip reassuring. This wasn't a dream; he really was here."
Relationship
"Talk about insanity. Being attracted to deVries was like a moth saying, "Hey, let's go check out that awesome bonfire"."
Character
"You little subs make me nervous. Being around you is too much like walking into a room filled with tiny kittens and trying not to step on one."
Humor
"When I want to. He ran his finger over her lips. "You don't get a vote, honey."
Humor
"To have to perform a scene, a punishment scene like that, was extremely unpleasant. It bothered me to hurt you, Jessica, he growled. "You will let me hold you, and offer me some comfort in return."
Emotion
"When something horrible happens, your brain doesn't process the memories right. It stores everything-- sounds, pain, smells, feelings-- all mixed up. It doesn't matter if you believed it or it made sense; it gets stored."
Psychology
"Awww, that's sweet. Nothing says 'I love you' like a well-made implement of pain."
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