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"Never do anything that you don't want to have to explain to 9-1-1 personnel."
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"Wisdom is finding out that a cobra is deadly, without first having to lose one's life."
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"Approaching a police car is a very dangerous activity to engage in."
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"You should be aware that anywhere that a ground rod is installed, that there may be AC voltage/current/frequency in the vicinity of it."
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"Driving your car through deep pools of flood water is a great way of making your car unreliable. Smart people turn around and avoid it."
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"When I was commissioning a brand new solar photovoltaic utility site, I came across metal tubes installed into the fuseholders that were marked up as 100 amp fuses on the diagram. Needless to say, it had already gone on fire."
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"It really should be a criminal offense for an electrician to mount a breaker box on a bedroom wall. Unfortunately, I see the solar industry mounting inverters on bedroom walls also!"
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"We refuse to put guards on duty, we would rather pray for God's protection."
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"Occupational Safety & Health Administration's (OSHA) lack of law enforcement has made the USA a dangerous place to work."
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"Hi, this is Ganymede, cup-bearer to Zeus, and when I'm out buying wine for the Lord of the Skies, I always buckle up!"
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"I'm going to take off your gag. And if you try to bite me or grab me or anything, I'll hit you with this thing as hard as I can as many times as I can. Understood?"
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"Finn was different.And he was different because she wanted him in her life in a way she hadn't wanted anyone for a very long time.Maybe ever."
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"There was the amount of time you'd known someone and then there was the way you'd spent that time."
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"For some unknown reason, success usually occurs in private, while failure occurs infull view."
Success
"Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card..."
Humor
"Just remember, there's not a lot of softness in his life, or room for weakness-of which you're definitely one. He has absolutely no idea what to do with you, and as an action guy, that's confusing to him. So maybe think about taking it easy on him. Even just a little bit."
Relationship
"There was a group of fans who wanted autographs, and several women who managed to write their phone numbers on Wade's hand before he pulled free.Sam sent him an arched brow, but he just shrugged. He got numbers written on him a lot; he'd never figured out how to stop that from happening."
Society
"There's a big difference between want and need," she muttered to herself, picking her pad and pen back up. "I mean I want a bikini body, but I need chicken nuggets."
Desire
"I've got this."
Confidence
"Honest to God, she was the noisiest woman he'd ever been shot at with."
Life
"Lily, the next time you tell me you don't know what to do with family. Because you know exactly. It's about loyalty and kindness and unconditional love, and you are more than capable of all that."
Relationship
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