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Woody Allen

"What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet."

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"What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet."

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Amber Hurdle

"When they say that, 'God takes avatar (reincarnates)' is incorrect. He is known as an avatari when last two or three incarnations (before Moksha) remain. God does not have the ability at all to do karma! Man does not have that ability either. It is due to illusion that he feels 'I did it'!"

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Amber Hurdle

"Choice is an illusion, what we eat is again illusion, nothing matters when it's illusion... so how did you survive???"

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"Chasms are deceived by rumors of their depth."

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"What I say is misdirection, what you see is an illusion and what results is magic."

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"Moha (illusory vision) means new things keep arising, and one indeed sees new things; and he remains engrossed in them."

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"For I do not exist: there exist but the thousands of mirrors that reflect me. With every acquaintance I make, the population of phantoms resembling me increases. Somewhere they live, somewhere they multiply. I alone do not exist."

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Amber Hurdle

"The person performing the experiment becomes the object of the experiment himself, this is known as the illusion!"

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"Once the illusion (branti) goes away, one can see 'as it is', and that is why ignorance goes away. When ignorance goes, maya (deceit) goes. Once God's maya is gone, the solution is found."

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Amber Hurdle

"To believe the non-Self's intent as the Self's intent is indeed an illusion. To believe that 'I am the doer', where the doer is someone else is indeed an illusion."

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"Priceless is economic illusion.Costless is an economical trick."

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"Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
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"Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage."
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