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"If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?"
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"We wait upon finite minds to validate infinite things- this is evidence of human stupidity."
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"If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?"
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"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
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Personal Development
"People are stupid, because of watching the same over and over and over and over - which goes as far as I can tell hell."
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"The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity."
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"I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it."
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"Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need."
Art
"If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep."
Government
"Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth."
Money
"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."
Day
"There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail."
Politics
"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
Funny
"An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh."
People
"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."
Ignorance
"Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth."
People
"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you."
Government
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