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Johnny Carson

"Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill."

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"Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill."

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"To be able to throw one's self away for the sake of a moment, to be able to sacrifice years for a woman's smile - that is happiness."

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"Aku akan bahagia jika aku dan lari bisa menua bersama."

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"It is not true that suffering ennobles the character; happiness does that sometimes, but suffering for the most part, makes men petty and vindictive."

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"You don't need much to give. Give what you have."

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"Candy always tastes better when the expectations are high."

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"Achievement of your happiness is the only moral purpose of your life, and that happiness, not pain or mindless self-indulgence, is the proof of your moral integrity, since it is the proof and the result of your loyalty to the achievement of your values."

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"Money is human happiness in the abstract; he, then, who is no longer capable of enjoying human happiness in the concrete devotes himself utterly to money."

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"Happiness: being able to forget or, to express in a more learned fashion."

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"Summer brings sunshine, warm and flowering."

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"There's nothing that brings peace to the mind like joy."

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"Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined."
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"Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president."
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"For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off."
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"Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: "Are your ready?""
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"Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas."
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"New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved."
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"Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die."
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"For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."
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"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself."
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"When turkeys mate they think of swans."
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