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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
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"May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine."
May

"When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday, cash me out."
Service

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
People

"You treat a lady like a dame, and a dame like a lady."
Lady

"People often remark that I'm pretty lucky. Luck is only important in so far as getting the chance to sell yourself at the right moment. After that, you've got to have talent and know how to use it."
Talent

"I'm for whatever gets you through the night."
Night

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."
Love

"I am a thing of beauty."
Beauty

"I'm not one of those complicated, mixed-up cats. I'm not looking for the secret to life... I just go on from day to day, taking what comes."
Life

"The best revenge is massive success."
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"The people who are absent are the ideal; those who are present seem to be quite commonplace."
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"People can have many different kinds of pleasure. The real one is that for which they will forsake the others."
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"Often people display a curious respect for a man drunk, rather like the respect of simple races for the insane... There is something awe-inspiring in one who has lost all inhibitions."
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"The last resort of kings, the cannonball. The last resort of the people, the paving stone."
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"It is not true that people are naturally equal for no two people can be together for even a half an hour without one acquiring an evident superiority over the other."
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"Other people's beliefs may be myths, but not mine."
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"There are bad people who would be less dangerous if they were quite devoid of goodness."
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"Whatever good things people say of us, they tell us nothing new."
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"I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal."
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"We don't get to know people when they come to us; we must go to them to find out what they are like."
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