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"I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV."
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"Although charismatic, James Dean is no Harrison Ford. In the majority of his movies, sooner or later he got the crap beaten out of him."
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"Somebody asked me about the current choice we're being given in the presidential election. I said, Well, it's like two of the scariest movies I can imagine."
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"I have a very busy life, and not many people who have a career and four kids go out a lot to the movies."
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"There are some movies that I would like to forget, for the rest of my life. But even those movies teach me things."
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"If I showed you scripts from my first few movies, the descriptions of my characters all said 'the ugly girl'."
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"The reason I chose the movies that I did was based on where they were being filmed."
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"I think the reason we're so crazy sexually in America is that all our responses are acting. We don't know how to feel. We know how it looked in the movies."
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"Yes, I'm going to be the President of the United States. You know why? You think you can get chicks by being in the movies? You can really get chicks by being the President."
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"I coach my daughter's softball and basketball team. We go to all the school functions. We go out to eat at night and take the kids to the movies. We try to be as normal as we can."
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"Nowadays they either want to move the film to Canada or in some cases they go to Prague or Romania or they want to keep 'em down in L.A."
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"I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style."
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"That's life when you're on the D-list."
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"I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time."
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"A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor."
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"I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men."
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"Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true."
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"It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month."
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"I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown."
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"I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard."
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"Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand."
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