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"I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV."
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"A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor."
Humor

"If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night."
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"I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV."
Movies

"The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid."
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"I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown."
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"My act has always reflected what's going on in my life."
Life

"I am in love with Larry David."
Love

"So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it."
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"Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true."
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"I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style."
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"Although charismatic, James Dean is no Harrison Ford. In the majority of his movies, sooner or later he got the crap beaten out of him."
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"The only reason anyone goes to Broadway is because they can't get work in the movies."
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"Somebody asked me about the current choice we're being given in the presidential election. I said, Well, it's like two of the scariest movies I can imagine."
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"I like being in movies that have a great story. I'm not so interested in being a Hollywood star. It's a job, you know. When you wake up at six in the morning every day for a week, it feels like hard work."
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"I have a very busy life, and not many people who have a career and four kids go out a lot to the movies."
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"That's the other thing about working on movies, the commitment is years. That's one thing that's so frustrating about the process is that it goes on and on and on for years."
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"I like movies about longing and desperation, and dark and light things, stories about people struggling to raise children, and to have relationships and be intimate with each other."
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"Frank is such a great visual storyteller, that if you study his artwork you see that his Sin City books are already the best movies never seen on the big screen."
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"Luck, I never looked to make difficult movies on purpose. You make the films you can make."
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"Movies are nice, but there are very few roles for women and most of them are sluts or something."
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