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"Pity? You don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay in your house!"
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"What a pity human beings can't exchange problems. Everyone knows exactly how to solve the other fellow's."

"There's a shortage of perfects breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."

"We may smile at these matters, but they are melancholy illustrations."

"Pity? You don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay in your house!"
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"People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius."

"I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize there is hope."

"Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands."

"When I was onstage doing the work, adrenaline killed the pain because I never hurt in front of an audience."

"We're leaving the House to people who either were born with a silver spoon in their mouth... or couldn't get better jobs in the first place."

"A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world."

"Pity? You don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay in your house!"
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