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"Pity? You don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay in your house!"
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"She knows as well as anyone that pity, having played, soon tires."
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"What a pity human beings can't exchange problems. Everyone knows exactly how to solve the other fellow's."
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"Pity? You don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay in your house!"
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"We may smile at these matters, but they are melancholy illustrations."
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"There's a shortage of perfects breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."
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"It is a pity that my collection of trophies contains not a single Russian."
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"Reform is born of need, not pity."
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"I've had great success being a total idiot."
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"When I was onstage doing the work, adrenaline killed the pain because I never hurt in front of an audience."
Work

"Pity? You don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay in your house!"
Pity

"We're leaving the House to people who either were born with a silver spoon in their mouth... or couldn't get better jobs in the first place."
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"Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands."
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"I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize there is hope."
Life

"People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius."
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"I get paid for what most kids get punished for."
Kids

"A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world."
Baby
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