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"Pity? You don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay in your house!"
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"We may smile at these matters, but they are melancholy illustrations."

"There's a shortage of perfects breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."

"What a pity human beings can't exchange problems. Everyone knows exactly how to solve the other fellow's."

"Pity? You don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay in your house!"
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"People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius."

"We're leaving the House to people who either were born with a silver spoon in their mouth... or couldn't get better jobs in the first place."

"A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world."

"I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize there is hope."

"Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands."

"When I was onstage doing the work, adrenaline killed the pain because I never hurt in front of an audience."

"Pity? You don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay in your house!"
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