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"Expect stupid. It's everywhere."
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"I guess the painkillers wipe out your memory along with your ethics."
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"I am most proud of my integrity and least proud of my cynicism."
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"Men, in general, are a sort of scum, very different to anything of which you have an idea."
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"Love is more than blind. It's brain-dead."
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"I've given up men. It's true. At first, I was just going to give up attorneys, but that seemed immature - and far too exclusive, so I'm playing it safe and giving up all the penis-carrying humans."
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"All these handsome guys are the same. When they're done combing their goddam hair, they beat it on you."
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"It is through experience that I have lost faith in USA law enforcement."
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"I know more damn perverts, at schools and all, than anybody you ever met, and they're always being perverty when I'm around."
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"Really high-minded people are indifferent to happiness, especially other people's."
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"The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has - I'm not kidding."
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"You're gonna sit down. You're gonna shut up. And by the grace of God Almighty, I ain't gonna kill you."
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"In the movie business, the ones we call Lucky are usually those idiots who are just too damn stubborn to take no for an answer. Come to think of it, the movie business is kind of like life."
Persistence
"I don't need no PMS. I can bitch under my own steam."
Humor
"Maybe knowledge is power, but it's damned hard to think a burglar to death."
Knowledge
"I'd trade every last one of you for a moment's peace and a dog that didn't P on the carpet."
Peace
"Dating is like nightfall--there's got to be a mourning after."
Heartbreak
"In my experience, "what the hell" is generally the most interesting decision."
Risk
"Trust is important to any relationship and easier to come by if you get a picture of a guy's wife buck naked."
Trust
"Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt."
Intelligence
"Old-age sucks, but the alternative doesn't look that great, either."
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