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"When young people are cynical, and snarky, they shoot down their own future. When you keep saying "No," all that's left is what other people said "Yes" to before you were born. Really, "No" is no choice at all."
"It is through experience that I have lost faith in USA law enforcement."
"No matter how kind you are, always expect a few imbeciles."
"I may have grown cynical from long service, but this is a tendency I do not like, and I sometimes think I'd rather be a dog and bay at the moon than stay in the Senate another six years and listen to it."
"In bridge clubs and in councils of state, the passions are the same."
"The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has - I'm not kidding."
"People, generally, suck."
"You're not exactly up for the Humanitarian of the Year award, so save your altruism for someone who can't see through you like cellophane."
"Politicians are interested in the health of the people like predators savor live prey."
"All these handsome guys are the same. When they're done combing their goddam hair, they beat it on you."
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"In 50 years it won't matter if he's handsome, ugly, or dumb as a post, just try to find someone who don't make you want to shove a pitchfork up his nose."
"There are 2 kinds of people in the world. Those who enjoy a nice salami and those who have no souls."
"Apparently it takes, like, forty-seven muscles to frown. Flippin' the bird' s a hell of a lot easier."
"A balanced diet and a brisk daily walk will help keep you healthy, but there's nothing like a good-looking young man with a nice butt to help up your cardiovascular system."
"If they really wanted us to resist temptation, they shouldn't a made it so damn tempting."
"Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but tequila makes it so she doesn't give a shit if she's fond of you are not."
"The theory of relativity doesn't amount to a hill of beans when there's a bonfire in your shorts."
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