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Barbara Kingsolver

"The room looks as if a giant dog after a large lunch of food, socks, paints, trousers and pencils, walked into that room and vomited everywhere."

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"The room looks as if a giant dog after a large lunch of food, socks, paints, trousers and pencils, walked into that room and vomited everywhere."

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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."

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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"

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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."

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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."

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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"

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"Unless you stop him. Perhaps next we meet.""You'll be just as annoying?" I guessed.He fixed my with those warm brown eyes. "Or perhaps you could bring me up to speed on those modern courtship rituals."I sat there stunned until he gave me a glimpse of a smile-just enough to let me know he was teasing. Then he disappeared."Oh, very funny!" I yelled."

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"Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too."

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"Papa, potatoes, poultry, prunes and prism, are all very good words for the lips."

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"Wars and elections are both too big and too small to matter in the long run. The daily work - that goes on, it adds up."

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"Libraries are the one American institution you shouldn't rip off."

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"The very least you can do in your life is to figure out what you hope for. And the most you can do is live inside that hope."

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"I'm of a fearsome mind to throw my arms around every living librarian who crosses my path, on behalf of the souls they never knew they saved."

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"Terms like that, "Humane Society," are devised with people like me in mind, who don't care to dwell on what happens to the innocent."

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"Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth, but not its twin."

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"Few people know so clearly what they want. Most people can't even think what to hope for when they throw a penny in a fountain."

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"That would be Axelroot all over, to turn up with an extra wife or two claiming that's how they do it here. Maybe he's been in Africa so long he's forgotten that we Christians have our own system of marriage, and it's called Monotony."

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