"Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?"

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"Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?"

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"Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike."

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"Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable."

Right

"I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff."

Time

"The problem is we moved to LA... The only way to be punk rock in L.A. is to be a Republican."

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"If we have a great idea, we'll go, 'Oh, this could be a cool movie.' Or really for us, it's more like, 'Oh, this is a really bad idea. Let's do this. This seems really stupid.'"

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"Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be."

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