"Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?"

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"Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?"

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"It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves satirists, but because we're on Comedy Central and because we're South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want."

Fun

"We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us."

People

"It's not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this show has survived is that it has a big heart at its center. Other cartoon shows have people crap on each other and make racist jokes. But I don't think people tune in for that. I just don't think a show lasts for 10 years without a heart."

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"No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, 'Well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.'"

Time

"I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff."

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"It was exactly the same on the South Park movie really too. There's lots of violence in that too, but it always came down to anything sexual... They don't care about anything else."

Care

"Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable."

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"I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something like 'Full House' that I think would make them stupid."

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