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"Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger."
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"Don't panic. Are you sitting? You probably don't need to sit. Well, possibly. At least lean on something."

"Ma'am,' Augustus said, nodding toward her, 'your daughter's car has just been deservedly egged by a blind man. Please close the door and go back inside or we'll be forced to call the police.' After wavering for a moment, Monica's mom closed the door and disappeared."

"At this, Gansey rolled over onto his back and folded his hands on his chest. He wore a salmon polo shirt, which, in Blue's opinion, was far more hellish than anything they'd discussed to this point."

"Lovemaking is a big grammatical error, i think it should be, LustMaking."

"If there was an elephant in the supermarket, she'd either not see it at all, or call it Mrs Jones and talk about fishcakes."

"I liked that he was a tenured professor in the Department of Slightly Crooked Smiles with a dual appointments in the Department of Having a Voice that Made My Skin Feel More Like Skin."
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"I contend that not only can you laugh at adversity, but it is essential to do so if you are to deal with setbacks without defeat."

"The lesson adults can learn here is that the world is filled with things for our enjoyment."

"Like sheep that get lost nibbling away at the grass because they never look up, we often focus so much on ourselves and our problems that we get lost."

"Zen teaches that once we can open up to the inevitability of our demise, we can begin to transform that situation and lighten up about it."

"When we are dealing with death we are constantly being dragged down by the event: Humor diverts our attention and lifts our sagging spirits."

"While most of us know that we feel better after a good hearty laugh, science, in many cases, is yet to prove why."

"You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it."
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