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"In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when you're just hanging around."
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"Our show was - it remained - you know, kids could watch it and laugh at it. And they wouldn't know - they wouldn't get the jokes. But they would laugh at it. So they tell me now they have grown up and they're watching it. Now they get the jokes. But we didn't say anything blatant."
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"I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes."
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"I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this."
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"Leo. Jason said, you're wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don't remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes. Come on!"
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"I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry."
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"There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere."
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"I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one."
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"I'm not Mr. Debonair Suave. I'm just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. That doesn't sound very hot to me."
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"This is our lance. See, you're making me laugh about this now, because there have been a few jokes on the set about what they actually look like. But, see, I personally think they'd be a great toy. So... just batteries aren't included."
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"My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe."
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"You can't just yell jokes at people."
People
"My biggest problem is retaining the exact information."
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"I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end."
People
"In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when you're just hanging around."
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"It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny."
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"I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people."
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"I don't think HBO would want to do anything in conjunction with Sub Pop but I never asked either."
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"We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins."
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"Occasionally I'll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN. I'll watch until I get infuriated, but you got to know what they're talking about and what they're not talking about."
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"I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner."
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