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"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
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"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."
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"I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times."

"A cold atheistical materialism is the tendency of the so-called material philosophy of the present day."

"The Navy has changed a great deal. Not that the officers of my day were bad, because I served under a lot of good officers, believe me. But there were a few bad ones, too."
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"You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies."


"There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that."


"I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness."


"An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be."


"The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready."


"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."


"When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well."
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