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"Look down the road I'm traveling and you will see my goal, it's there on the path. Probably closer than it appears. Life tends to roll that way."
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Personal Development

"A man without a goal is like a ship without a rudder."
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Personal Development

"I think perfect objectivity is an unrealistic goal; fairness, however, is not."
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"What is a goal without a purpose?"
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"Make your goals big and broad enough so that they never become answered prayers and boomerang to curse you."
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"Give as much as importance to your goal as you give it to your first girlfriend, with that much importance your girlfriend might still leave you but your goal will definitely come to you."
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Personal Development

"In this world, there are instruments to acquire instruments; 'here', there is the instrument to attain the Final Goal (Self Realization)."
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Personal Development

"Goal..., let's see this year how far I can reach... and the year which is comming it will be a number above the goal number."
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"Enjoyment is not a goal, it is a feeling that accompanies important ongoing activity."
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"Think for now.... when you reach where you wanted, think there and there and finally you will be there where you wanted."
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"There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years."
Life

"You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered."
Truth

"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
Life

"My goal is just to become a better comedian."
Goal

"I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability."
Ability

"I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow."
Today

"You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out."
First

"The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off."
Thought

"Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin."
Skin

"There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong."
Diet
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