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"I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian."
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"I don't want to finish reading the book."
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Personal Development
"I love books."
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Personal Development
"I am bold as a lion."
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Personal Development
"I am very grateful for all the opportunities life has given me."
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"Life is your greatest asset."
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Personal Development
"Even if you cover the whole world with darkness, you can never stop the sun from rising."
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Personal Development
"My mission in life is to be kind, compassionate, caring, sharing and loving in order to feel the deepest joy of life."
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"Our life is a one way journey, we can never go back."
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"A born poet knows in his cradle that a poetic life is the only life worth living."
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"The spirit of life, the spirit of peace."
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"That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn't ask for a better work environment."
Work
"I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian."
Life
"Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with."
Comedy
"Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you."
Conservative
"I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I certainly don't think the government has to step in and set guidelines for how shows should be rated."
Government
"When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show."
Honor
"There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it."
Learning
"I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid."
Care
"People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are."
People
"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither."
Woman
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