"With due respect, Truck-off."

Humor, Respect, Truth, Expression

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"Your sarcasm and general assholeness are not necessary, Apollo remarked casually.I grinned at him. "I don't think 'assholeness' is a word."It is if I say it is. Apollo drew in a deep breath, a sure sign his temper was reaching its knock-Seth-into-the-nearby-ocean point."

Jennifer L. Armentrout, American Author

Humor, Conflict, Speech, Temper

"Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting."

Winston Churchill, English Statesman

Humor, Communication, Life, Patience

"If it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done."

Anonymous, Unknown Unknown

Humor, Procrastination, Delay, Action

"And if I talk to him, I'll say something wrong, give something away. I can feel it coming, a betrayal of myself."

Margaret Atwood, Canadian Novelist

Humor, Escape, Solitude, Space, Privacy

"Aw, you're nothing but heart, Mako. Nice valentine in your skull, by the way. Is that temporary or did the Tanaka-kai change their daimon to attract the Powerpuff Girls crowd?"

Elle Lothlorien, American Novelist

Humor, Observation, Social, Interaction

"This was not of the nature of a Christlike lesson for Owen Meany to learn, as he lay in the manger, that someone you hate can give you a hard-on."

John Irving, American Novelist

Humor, Observation, Religion, Truth

"Vengeance was one hell of a roommate."

J.R. Ward, American Author

Humor, Conflict, Observation, Personality

"Cheap booze is a false economy."

Christopher Hitchens, American Author

Humor, Economy, Choice, Alcohol

"Sergeant Colon of the Ankh-Morpork City Guard was on duty. He was guarding the Brass Bridge, the main link between Ankh and Morpork. From theft.When it came to crime prevention, Sergeant Colon found it safest to think big."

Terry Pratchett, English Author

Humor, Crime, Duty, Irony

"Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn."

Irvin S. Cobb, American Journalist

Humor, Tragedy

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"I am leaving. Where? Not where but whom. Whom? You."

Separation

"TEDDY DAY POEM:A bear hug for you,and I would make you forget your sorrows!I'll be there with you forever,in your today and all tomorrows!!..The moment I am not there..Close your eyes and you'll see me..You're there in my heart, and yours, I always would be;so just be fine!..O girl, O girl, O.. O.. girl.. you be mine..You're my buddy and I am your teddy..O sweety, you be my.. Valentine...Just be mine.. O O.. be my Valentine!!!"

Romance

"Science can make a heart beat with ventilator, but there is only one power that makes it live, that is LOVE which is the purest form of FAITH."

Science

"When problems come, remain calm in two cases. One when you know you can solve them so smile; second when you know you can't so be silent."

Emotion

"You won't know your limits until you soar high and give it a try."

Motivation

"Let's not call cancer patients as patients, they are cancer fighters. They are brave hearts."

Strength

"Dream high, beyond the sky; no matter wings so small, keep vision bright; just dare to learn, for you are born to fly."

Inspirational

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"Your sarcasm and general assholeness are not necessary, Apollo remarked casually.I grinned at him. "I don't think 'assholeness' is a word."It is if I say it is. Apollo drew in a deep breath, a sure sign his temper was reaching its knock-Seth-into-the-nearby-ocean point."

"Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting."

"If it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done."

"And if I talk to him, I'll say something wrong, give something away. I can feel it coming, a betrayal of myself."

"Aw, you're nothing but heart, Mako. Nice valentine in your skull, by the way. Is that temporary or did the Tanaka-kai change their daimon to attract the Powerpuff Girls crowd?"

"This was not of the nature of a Christlike lesson for Owen Meany to learn, as he lay in the manger, that someone you hate can give you a hard-on."

"Vengeance was one hell of a roommate."

"Cheap booze is a false economy."

"Sergeant Colon of the Ankh-Morpork City Guard was on duty. He was guarding the Brass Bridge, the main link between Ankh and Morpork. From theft.When it came to crime prevention, Sergeant Colon found it safest to think big."

"Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn."

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"I am leaving. Where? Not where but whom. Whom? You."

"Science can make a heart beat with ventilator, but there is only one power that makes it live, that is LOVE which is the purest form of FAITH."

"The road to success is built up as you travel, its blue print never exists."

"Let your feelings dream, dreams act, actions speak."

"In depression, buy gas balloons; they would make you feel lighter."

"When problems come, remain calm in two cases. One when you know you can solve them so smile; second when you know you can't so be silent."

"You won't know your limits until you soar high and give it a try."

"Let's not call cancer patients as patients, they are cancer fighters. They are brave hearts."

"Dream high, beyond the sky; no matter wings so small, keep vision bright; just dare to learn, for you are born to fly."