"Why don't we keep that secret? Hunters will lose their reputations if we're seen saving puppies and painting flowers."

Humor, Secrecy, Reputation, Strategy

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"Why don't we keep that secret? Hunters will lose their reputations if we're seen saving puppies and painting flowers."

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