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Joan Rivers

"Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise."

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"Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise."

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"As far as we were concerned, we were operators, we were administrators. I don't ever recall going to Dean Acheson and asking for any counsel or advice on administration, but I had the greatest respect for him, as I have today."

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"O that men's ears should be To counsel deaf but not to flattery!"

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"As far as advice, that will be in my next book, my next collection. I certainly never like to instruct anyone, but just say as I feel. That's the same as advice, isn't it?"

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"It is easy when we are in prosperity to give advice to the afflicted."

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"Always be careful of where you run to. When the going gets tough, take it easy and slow down, else you venture into the den of lions."

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"I sometimes give myself admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."

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"My advice is keep your lips away from the spinning things."

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"Advice is seldom welcome, and those who need it the most, like it the least."

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"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio."
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"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present."
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"I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'"
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"It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom."
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"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."
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"My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash."
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"I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor."
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