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"Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take."

"Never go on a date unarmed. Words of wisdom from my father. Well, my foster father. I was an orphan, of course. The best kings always are."
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"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."

"I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'"

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present."

"A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp."
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