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"Never say never or it becomes a vice, and there you have it, you just did it twice."

"If anybody seeks your advice, offer right and sincere advice."

"It is easy when we are in prosperity to give advice to the afflicted."

"Always be careful of where you run to. When the going gets tough, take it easy and slow down, else you venture into the den of lions."

"I sometimes give myself admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."

"My advice is keep your lips away from the spinning things."

"Advice is seldom welcome, and those who need it the most, like it the least."
Explore more quotes by Joan Rivers

"A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp."

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present."

"I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'"

"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."

"My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash."

"I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor."
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