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"Ask a woman's advice, and whatever she advises, Do the very reverse and you're sure to be wise."

"Advice is one of those things it is far more blessed to give than to receive."

"Never go on a date unarmed. Words of wisdom from my father. Well, my foster father. I was an orphan, of course. The best kings always are."

"A bitter critic is the sweetest corrector."
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"I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'"

"A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp."
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