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Joan Rivers

"Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'."

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"Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'."

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Donna Grant

"As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied."

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Donna Grant

"But my middle daughter, Kate, is very involved in martial arts, and I was just at one of her competitions."

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Donna Grant

"There were a couple of things in the intervention that made me know I needed help. One was a letter from my daughter saying that she was ashamed she had the same last name as I did, which will shock you a little bit."

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Donna Grant

"It's amazing. I can't believe how brilliant the whole thing is - my daughter, Georgia, is just wonderful."

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Donna Grant

"One of the greatest gifts I've ever gotten is my daughter."

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Donna Grant

"It helps when 1 can send the children off to their fathers so I can support my new book with a national publicity tour. I started writing the book when my daughter was 5. It took me almost four years."

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Donna Grant

"My sons are a hell of a lot easier to get through to than my daughter is. She seems to have my number. She can just run through the buttons."

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Donna Grant

"When my daughter asks, 'What do you do?', every movie I have a different answer. As she grows, she wants more explanations."

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Donna Grant

"My real achievement is my daughter and my three beautiful grandchildren."

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Donna Grant

"Actors worry about bad breath, weight, receding hairlines and why their leading lady looks like their daughter."

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Joan Rivers
"Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be."

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Joan Rivers
"Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top."

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Joan Rivers
"Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress."

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Joan Rivers
"I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are."

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Joan Rivers
"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it."

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Joan Rivers
"Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer."

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Joan Rivers
"Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'."

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Joan Rivers
"I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor."

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Joan Rivers
"If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor."

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Joan Rivers
"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."

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