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"Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'."
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"I have twin boys, 12, and a daughter, 17."
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"Well, I didn't really admit that I anywhere until my daughter started school and I knew I couldn't pull up and leave when I felt like it."
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"For Ryan's Daughter I used a total of eight harps, something that was, at least, weird."
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"Right now, my daughter's just rolling her eyes at everything I do; I'm just an embarrassment."
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"Actors worry about bad breath, weight, receding hairlines and why their leading lady looks like their daughter."
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"Deep vengeance is the daughter of deep silence."
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"It helps when 1 can send the children off to their fathers so I can support my new book with a national publicity tour. I started writing the book when my daughter was 5. It took me almost four years."
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"All that remains is the faces and the names of the wives and the sons and the daughters."
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"Ali's daughter is fighting and Joe Frazier's daughter is fighting as well."
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"It's obvious that they're going to want Ali's daughter and Frazier's daughter to fight it out."
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"I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'"
Mother
"I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor."
God
"If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor."
God
"Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress."
Dress
"I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are."
People
"Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'."
Daughter
"My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash."
Dumb
"Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television."
God
"She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven."
War
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present."
God
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