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"It's a play where something went wrong, 'Cause it's five hours, twelve minutes long. If you sit there, my friend, From beginning 'til end, Then your bladder better be strong!"
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"False friends are like our shadow, keeping close to us while we walk in the sunshine, but leaving us the instant we cross into the shade."

"When you share your moments of joy with friends, that memory lasts forever."

"Friendship needs no words - it is solitude delivered from the anguish of loneliness."

"At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends' and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They're like an accessory."

"Try to have as diverse group of friends as possible and don't get into the the clique scenario."

"A true friend is a person that will shout at you when you're wrong, hold your hand when you fall down, dance with you during the good times, and stay with you during your ups and downs."

"With your, love touch someone's heart, feel their soul, enjoy their bliss, share your joy, and then become their friend."

"I have friends in overalls whose friendship I would not swap for the favor of the kings of the world."

"Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life. It turns what we have into enough, and more. It turns denial into acceptance, chaos to order, confusion to clarity. It can turn a meal into a feast, a house into a home, a stranger into a friend."
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"In Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, you are probably living in the most expensive leper colony in the world."

"I have always lived beyond my means. I am still trying to live beyond my means, but it is getting harder all the time. I am very rich."

"Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else."

"Somewhere, over the rainbow, Way up tall, There's a land where they've never heard of cholesterol."

"You want to fall in love with a shoe, go ahead. A shoe can't love you back, but, on the other hand, a shoe can't hurt you too deeply either. And there are so many nice-looking shoes."

"When the great history of trouble is written, my family will stand extremely high in the table of contents."

"Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck."

"Even if Scrabble had been invented then, I wouldn't have wanted to play Scrabble, because the highest triple word score in the world would not have expressed how much I liked the game Natalie and I played every afternoon."

"The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it."
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