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"Nothing's funny about someone who's successful."

"After doing Johnny I wanted to just do something, I wouldn't say innocent, but to not have any care in the world. Lots of setups and horrible happenings but its funny."

"It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time it's real funny."

"I remember nearly having a fit of the giggles during the reading because dear Daniel was SO respectful and serious and I was finding the whole situation funny because I was speaking to his profile."

"I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking."
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"I am single for two reasons. First, I don't date girls who watch Real World because they already think they know me. Second, a lot of girls look at me as the slutty seven."


"I just want to go out there and do what I can do, contribute in the ways that I can. Whether I get exposure or not, it's about winning."


"Extreme Makeover... they help people that are uncomfortable in their own skin. They really change lives."


"I used to be a regular college student and now I go all over the country and stay at really nice hotels."


"Some of the onus falls on us to make ourselves available for the ball, because we need to play inside-out. That's when we're at our best."
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