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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"

"Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it."

"I remember nearly having a fit of the giggles during the reading because dear Daniel was SO respectful and serious and I was finding the whole situation funny because I was speaking to his profile."

"It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up."
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"I just want to go out there and do what I can do, contribute in the ways that I can. Whether I get exposure or not, it's about winning."


"I am single for two reasons. First, I don't date girls who watch Real World because they already think they know me. Second, a lot of girls look at me as the slutty seven."


"I used to be a regular college student and now I go all over the country and stay at really nice hotels."


"Extreme Makeover... they help people that are uncomfortable in their own skin. They really change lives."


"Some of the onus falls on us to make ourselves available for the ball, because we need to play inside-out. That's when we're at our best."
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