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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
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"I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny."
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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
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"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"
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"A lot of the tabloid stories are written so well, they're very clever and very funny. But you have to focus on what's really important and not read them - don't dive into it and don't get caught up in it."
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"My friend had a funny remark; he told me everybody has something - some people have a big butt, some people are insecure and at least you know what it is, even if it's a lump on your head. I know I have a lump on my head."
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"Things that go on at Happy Times are very funny this year, and if you were watching last year, some of the people you saw then as basically extras emerge as real characters in their own right this season, at least to some degree."
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"But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know."
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"Shirley MacLaine said, You're so funny, then gave me a hug. Everything went white. I couldn't hear, I couldn't see. I thought I was going to pass out."
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"The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don't even mention the product until the very end. You don't really know what the commercial is all about. They're kind of like little movies, like shorts, and that's why I think they're so entertaining."
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"Every day, I have a most embarrassing moment."
Day
"I have worked all of my life, so I really don't have any hobbies."
Life
"Some of the onus falls on us to make ourselves available for the ball, because we need to play inside-out. That's when we're at our best."
Play
"Always do something that requires you and your date to talk."
Talk
"I just want to be more regular."
Want
"I used to be a regular college student and now I go all over the country and stay at really nice hotels."
College
"Extreme Makeover... they help people that are uncomfortable in their own skin. They really change lives."
Change
"I am single for two reasons. First, I don't date girls who watch Real World because they already think they know me. Second, a lot of girls look at me as the slutty seven."
First
"I just want to go out there and do what I can do, contribute in the ways that I can. Whether I get exposure or not, it's about winning."
Winning
"I don't want to spend my life doing jobs that I don't care about."
Life
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