"When asking about ones age the question asked is how old are you.I would hereby like to advocate rephrasing this as - how young are you?"

Amit Abraham, Indian Motivational Speaker

Humor, Aging, Youth, Perspective

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"When asking about ones age the question asked is how old are you.I would hereby like to advocate rephrasing this as - how young are you?"

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