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"When asking about ones age the question asked is how old are you.I would hereby like to advocate rephrasing this as - how young are you?"
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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"She breathed an enormous sigh, looked at Poirot, Looked away, and suddenly blurted out, "You're too old. Nobody told me you were so old. I really don't want to be rude but - there it is. You're too old. I'm really sorry." She turned abruptly and blundered out of the room, rather like a desperate moth in lamplight. Poirot, his mouth open, heard the bang of the front door. He ejaculated: "Non d'un nom d'un nom..."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"Magic is always an illusion and love a magic of illusion."
Love
"Being famous is not all that one should want in life...there is much more to life than name and fame..."
Perspective
"Where there is will there is a way Where there is a way there is progress And where there is progress there is change."
Motivation
"If you are not wrong only Pontius Pilate can crucify you."
Philosophy
"I hate everything about you that you do and love everything you don't."
Love
"Think and then think what you have thought. Is it really what you had thought. Think again."
Philosophy
"I wonder how one can hate to love and love to hate the same person over a period of time in a relationship."
Relationship
"Style is the woman herself."
Art
"The heart has its reasons but the mind makes the excuses."
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"Battles for truth are fought all alone but at the end its a victory for many."
Philosophy
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