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"Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license plate."
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"Sometimes we're so concerned about giving our children what we never had growing up, we neglect to give them what we did have growing up."
"Mothers care in volumes of tears and earnestness of prayers and a depth of emotion others cannot fathom."
"He who loses his mother loses a pure soul who blesses and guards him constantly."
"Accuracy is the twin brother of honesty; inaccuracy, of dishonesty."
"So that is marriage, Lily thought, a man and a woman looking at a girl throwing a ball."
"Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial."
"It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding."
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"Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial."
"Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go."
"It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding."
"I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order."
"Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you."
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