"I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."

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"I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."

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"Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting."

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Margaret Atwood, Canadian Novelist

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"Niagara ... is the first disappointment in the married life of many Americans who spend their honeymoon there."

Oscar Wilde, Irish Dramatist

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Rick Riordan, American Novelist

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"I always try to cheer myself up by singing when i get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems."

Anonymous, Unknown Unknown

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"When you love someone, you don't care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious."

Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet

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"Looking for a wife is like fishing; before you go, make sure you don't have a hole in your net."

Matshona Dhliwayo, Zimbabwean Philosopher

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