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"When a man is wrapped up in himself, he makes a pretty small package."

John Ruskin, English Writer

Man, Pretty

"All free men, wherever they may live, are citizens of Berlin. And therefore, as a free man, I take pride in the words "Ich bin ein Berliner!""

John F. Kennedy, American President

Man, Men, May, Pride

"Most people know no other way of judging men's worth but by the vogue they are in, or the fortunes they have met with."

Francois de La Rochefoucauld, French Writer

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"The historian must have some conception of how men who are not historians behave. Otherwise he will move in a world of the dead. He can only gain that conception through personal experience, and he can only use his personal experiences when he is a genius."

E. M. Forster, English Novelist

Man, Men, Experience, Genius, Gain

"A man seldom thinks with more earnestness of anything than he does of his dinner."

Samuel Johnson, English Author

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"I hold the world but as the world, Gratiano; A stage where every man must play a part, And mine is a sad one."

William Shakespeare, English Dramatist

Man, Play, World

"What a man believes may be ascertained, not from his creed, but from the assumptions on which he habitually acts."

George Bernard Shaw, Irish Dramatist

Man, May

"A sudden bold and unexpected question doth many times surprise a man and lay him open."

Francis Bacon, English Philosopher

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"A great many men's gratitude is nothing but a secret desire to hook in more valuable kindnesses hereafter."

Francois de La Rochefoucauld, French Writer

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"Pain is as diverse as man. One suffers as one can."

Victor Hugo, French Author

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"I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around."

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"Never trust sheep."

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"If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian."

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"I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982."

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"I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe."

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"The first rule to living in America is 'Stop tap dancing, you fool!'."

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"If I were like your mother, I would be a woman."

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"When a man is wrapped up in himself, he makes a pretty small package."

"All free men, wherever they may live, are citizens of Berlin. And therefore, as a free man, I take pride in the words "Ich bin ein Berliner!""

"Most people know no other way of judging men's worth but by the vogue they are in, or the fortunes they have met with."

"The historian must have some conception of how men who are not historians behave. Otherwise he will move in a world of the dead. He can only gain that conception through personal experience, and he can only use his personal experiences when he is a genius."

"A man seldom thinks with more earnestness of anything than he does of his dinner."

"I hold the world but as the world, Gratiano; A stage where every man must play a part, And mine is a sad one."

"What a man believes may be ascertained, not from his creed, but from the assumptions on which he habitually acts."

"A sudden bold and unexpected question doth many times surprise a man and lay him open."

"A great many men's gratitude is nothing but a secret desire to hook in more valuable kindnesses hereafter."

"Pain is as diverse as man. One suffers as one can."

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"I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around."

"Never trust sheep."

"If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian."

"When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda."

"If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!"

"If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me."

"I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982."

"I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe."

"The first rule to living in America is 'Stop tap dancing, you fool!'."

"If I were like your mother, I would be a woman."