"Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?"

Madness, Life, Humor, Truth

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"Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?"

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"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

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