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"There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter."

Billy Connolly, Scottish Comedian

June, Seasons, Winter

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"There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter."

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"I feel that I can't do certain things that have sent to me, scripts, because I think that really - I've been June Cleaver for so many years, because we went back, you know, and we did - 20-year hiatus we had - and we went back and made 105 new ones. And so I really feel very strongly that there are certain things I won't do."

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"This is a ridiculous heat wave we're in right now, and to contribute, Newt Gingrich said that for the entire month of June, he will stop blowing hot air."

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"I was born in Taunton, Massachusetts on June 1, 1917, but I actually grew up in nearby New Bedford."

William Standish Knowles, American Scientist

"All June I bound the rose in sheaves, Now, rose by rose, I strip the leaves."

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"There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter."

Billy Connolly, Scottish Comedian

June, Seasons, Winter

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"I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be."

"I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't believe in God, but I don't think I do. But I believe in people who do."

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"I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far."

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"My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo."

"Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit."

"My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger."

"It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things."

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"If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?"

"The only time I would like to see was the 20s and 30s in America because I love the music and the style and the optimism, I wanted to see New York being built. I wanted to see all that, you know."

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