top of page
Quote_1.png
Jay Leno

"Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of LA in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers."

Standard 
 Customized
"Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of LA in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers."

Exlpore more People quotes

Quote_1.png
Asa Don Brown

"It is not true that people are naturally equal for no two people can be together for even a half an hour without one acquiring an evident superiority over the other."

Quote_1.png
Asa Don Brown

"Do you genuinely love people? Or at least make an effort to like them? Your first impressions will be made easier and more successful when you start with your heart."

Quote_1.png
Asa Don Brown

"People will not remember what you did for living,they will remember how you touched them with kindness and loving."

Quote_1.png
Asa Don Brown

"He makes people pleased with him by making them first pleased with themselves."

Quote_1.png
Asa Don Brown

"People are always good company when they are doing what they really enjoy."

Quote_1.png
Asa Don Brown

"No good opera plot can be sensible, for people do not sing when they are feeling sensible."

Quote_1.png
Asa Don Brown

"With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing."

Quote_1.png
Asa Don Brown

"There are three categories of people exist in the world; "the wanters", "the wishers" and "the makers."

Quote_1.png
Asa Don Brown

"Prune - prune businesses, products, activities, people. Do it annually."

Quote_1.png
Asa Don Brown

"Some people bear three kinds of trouble - the ones they've had, the ones they have, and the ones they expect to have."

Explore more quotes by Jay Leno

Quote_1.png
Jay Leno
"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."
Quote_1.png
Jay Leno
"Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they're getting back together. You know what that means? There's still hope for Ike and Tina Turner."
Quote_1.png
Jay Leno
"Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a war monger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last night's Democratic debate."
Quote_1.png
Jay Leno
"Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution."
Quote_1.png
Jay Leno
"For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average - hey, let's get a pizza!"
Quote_1.png
Jay Leno
"The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular."
Quote_1.png
Jay Leno
"Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors."
Quote_1.png
Jay Leno
"I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder."
Quote_1.png
Jay Leno
"The Washington Bullets are changing their name. They don't want their team to be associated with crime. From now on, they'll just be known as the Bullets."
Quote_1.png
Jay Leno
"Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day."
bottom of page