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"You're flattered because he wants to sleep with you? Who doesn't he want to sleep with?"
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"Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it."
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Personal Development
"To flatter a young man, tell him that you thought that he was older than he is. To flatter an old woman, tell her that you thought that she was younger than she is."
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Personal Development
"Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery."
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Personal Development
"Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed."
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"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery."
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"Flattery is the infantry of negotiation."
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"Flattery is useful when dealing with youngsters."
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"I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it."
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"Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery."
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"In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office. And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their character."
Politics
"In Israel, waves of anger and fear circulate all the time, but so do jokes and gossip and silky evening breezes. So, too, in America."
Society
"Little islands of human happiness, peace, and prosperity are so exceptional at this point in history that I'm not even sure we can draw lessons from them."
Happiness
"I'm a member of the 1960s generation. We didn't have any wisdom."
Humor
"To mistrust science and deny the validity of scientific method is to resign your job as a human. You'd better go look for work as a plant or wild animal."
Logic
"Even I realized that money was to politicians what the eucalyptus tree is to koala bears: food, water, shelter, and something to crap on."
Corruption
"If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult."
Maturity
"I blame feminism and Facebook for the death of the American automobile. I'm a Republican, so I blame everything on feminism - or commies."
Satire
"A very quiet and tasteful way to be famous is to have a famous relative. Then you can not only be nothing, you can do nothing too."
Fame
"The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop."
Governance
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