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P. J. O'Rourke

"Gossip is what you say about the objects of flattery when they aren't present."

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"Gossip is what you say about the objects of flattery when they aren't present."

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"To flatter a young man, tell him that you thought that he was older than he is. To flatter an old woman, tell her that you thought that she was younger than she is."

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"Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it."

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"Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery."

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"I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it."

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